Neighbors were happy to see Fred and Opal come back for the annual block party. Old Bill asked Fred why they moved and Fred said
When she leaves the room when will she be back When she leaves the house how long will she be gone When she must go out of town
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.
Some things you can’t undo. A remark, perhaps, you can retract or try to with an explanation. But a certain look can burn forever in the mind
I can’t speak for other men but as I grow older I have found listening to my wife makes life easier. So when she said we should move to a retirement community while we’re still in reaso...
Niagara Falls her silver hair so long it bounces off the swan
On the road all week finally it’s Friday and he’s almost home so he calls his wife and says it will be
There’s a football field between u… I’m in one of the end zones bellow… and you’re in the other one bawlin… the cliffs of your cheekbones streaked with mascara.
One has to be careful campaigning door-to-door. One doesn’t know who’s behind any door. Could be someone
You have to have regulations in any industry, the hog farmer told the slaughter house CEO visiting his farm that day. Otherwise raising hogs
It tears the stomach out of Roy to see old folks shopping at an all-night grocery store ancient couples, on canes and walkers
Thunder and lightning at first, as I understand it, and then the moon will split in half and disappear and the stars will go dark
Noon meal at the nursing home and everyone is there chowing down and talking. Before dessert is served there’s an announcement to be made
Old Tim writes poetry now in his heaven of retirement. He’s had nice jobs over the years but swears retirement is better.
Walter Branham, a retired teacher, and his wife Victoria went to Applebee’s, the chain restaurant, for lunch one day last week. First time they had gone there. Usually they go to an eth...