Every time we have a big election in America, my wife of many years asks me if I’m going to vote in the primary although she knows I never do because one has to decl…
It’s a retirement haven for people with money but it works like a Roach Motel. People move i… but never move out. You and your wife move in to
A small city on the outskirts of St. Louis has ordered Alice Hezel to pull the swamp milkweed out of her yard because the city says it’s a weed and weeds aren’t allowed in Maplewood, Mi...
I met a proper woman in a proper p… on a Monday in Peoria. I was take… she looked like Jackie after Dall… but without the pillbox hat. She was from New York and I was…
Where I live the press says teen use of heroin is epidemic. I thought an epidemic was a widespread disease afflicting thousands caught in
A rainy Sunday and Pastor Smith is in his pulpit bellowing to the congregation, “I hope you understand
Miss Goody Two-Shoes’ sweaters aren’t too tight, skirts aren’t too straight and heels aren’t too high. She’s a swan gliding
Thunder and lightning at first, as I understand it, and then the moon will split in half and disappear and the stars will go dark
Every day comes praise for Him everywhere in nature a cricket chirps a wren sings
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.
Where did it go? I really don’t know. I lost it weeks ago in the middle of the night. Too tired to get up.
Tattoos were anathema in ‘52 on any man who got one after an all-night drunk or to impress a girlfriend. But not a word was spoken to
Not a leaf left on the crabapple t… instead little red apples hang like ornaments on a Christmas tree… Little red apples that spend most of the winter covered with sn…
The scruffy old man and his white poodle on a long red leash were neighborhood icons years ago down at the corner
Some say when daffodils shoot up Spring is here. It’s safe to put away your boots and shovels.
