There’s a moral to this story. Police in St. Louis have arrested a teen for felony auto theft. They asked her why she did it. She said the owners didn’t

After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney

The old poet has agreed to read his poems in Hanley Hall if a student will push his wheelchair on stage. Agreed. And students must agree not to ask

First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:

Dither of blue jays bickering at the feeder. Doves eat well below Donal Mahoney

The tale’s a parable and it scares Bill more than any creepy clown hiding behind a tree

“Damn the vernal equinox! Full speed ahead!” is all that Cootie Murphy would ever say when he sat on the last stool at the end of the bar in The Stag & Doe Inn. He wouldn’t say it very ...

The others, of course, are more ra… but less apt to show it. Whenever I strike, I never romp o… I stand with the wrist that I’ve… from the lady locked in my teeth

When bread is this good a morsel will suffice and when wine

A moment ago, in a flicker of pique, with a wave of the hand, I dispersed them. Glorious birds,

In your mind you hear words snarling all day long but no poem arrives. The words are locked

They are a certain way certain ladies are today no matter where they are summer, fall winter, spring even

A poor man comes to the door after the storm last winter and asks if he can have something to eat if he shovels the walk. You say forget about the snow.

This just in. In metro St. Louis last night a woman gave birth to a boy in the bathroom of her second-floor apartment.