Christmas is now the Holidays. But Hanukkah is still Hanukkah and Ramadan is still Ramadan. Easter still has its name. The media needs more time
Phil went to Memorial Park yester… on his crutches and saw new crosse… in the ground commemorating vetera… Must be a hundred more than last y… HIs brother’s cross is there, in…
You’re an old man in a nice suit and tie out with your wife at a fancy function with nice people
I can’t speak for other men but as I grow older I have found listening to my wife makes life easier. So when she said we should move to a retirement community while we’re still in reaso...
It was nearly midnight and I was driving home after a long day when I realized there was no cat food in the house and I would be facing the same trio of feral cats bright and early at t...
They’re getting older, five brothers and sisters, all with degrees, jobs, families, nice homes, good lives, happier than most except when they must
A student asks the old poet why he has spent so many years writing. The old poet says no one’s asked him that before. He needs a minute to answer.
November’s lovely in the rain, she… from her rocker near the window to no one in particular although the butler’s waiting for her groce… having walked her Pekingese.
One, a nun, has her transfer in her hand. She’s silently praying. Another, a hooker, has her income in her purse.
In a storefront laundry on North Clark Street brown draperies release this quiet man who has my shirts.
Where did it go? I really don’t know. I lost it weeks ago in the middle of the night. Too tired to get up.
It’s a disgusting thing but Paddy Gilhooley, who knew better as a child, had begun farting in church very early in life. He started in grammar school, many decades ago, long before the ...
Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.
You think he’d be more grateful. Neither rich nor poor he’s never wanted for anything. He’s always had what he needs but never had any gratitude
This just in. In metro St. Louis last night a woman gave birth to a boy in the bathroom of her second-floor apartment.
