He’s always believed people of every faith can live in peace together in America no matter what happens
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.
I’m not saying my father hated the English, God forbid. If he were still alive, he’d hate to hear me say that. He’d correct me right away and say he didn’t hate the English. Truth be to...
His cardiologist says Fred’s doing well for a man of 80. It won’t be his heart that kills him.
The call comes in to the police station. It’s a small town and the voice at the library says “He’s at it again.”
Ringing in the ears has no cure. It’s called tinnitus and you can pronounce it the way it looks or the way
A drunk on the subway tells another drunk something a bartender told him. He says if the rich guy wins, it will be the first time
Freddie and Fern were an old couple, a very old couple if truth be told, but on the matter of age, the truth seldom surfaced. Their kids were grown and gone and had families of their ow...
Heaven’s Sake or maybe Hell No. Even if we weigh a ton our body’s not a problem
Tim’s mother told him that in 1926 she was a teen in Ireland who hid on a ship sailing to America. She had no papers when she ran awa… from her parents’ thatched-roof hu…
Forty years Leroy was a doorman at a nice hotel in a big city. He was a country boy the day he got the job because he was tall and the uniform fit, the manager s…
Many decades ago when I was a kid we always expected rain at 3 p.m. on Good Friday said to be the hour
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for one who is rich to enter the kingdom of God, Jesus told his disciples.
An odd bobcat my father was looked more like a Siamese asleep in his recliner
Some emails are more difficult to receive from a child long out of college