A woman was seated next to me as we waited for the debate to sta… The candidates were late taking th… She said she shouldn’t have come because she couldn’t vote for eith…
When Fred was a boy, he heard his… talk about Grandpa going to town d… to sell the bounty of his harvest. On his farm he had eggs, butter an… vegetables and meat. He’d buy suga…
Couples age and a sign of age is w… the husband hires someone to shove… and the wife hires a cleaning lady… Sometimes the wife doesn’t like th… and the husband doesn’t like the c…
You thought you knew her. She thought she knew you. Neither was true but this happens at times at Happy Hour on Fridays
I look in the mirror and I’m not… Where did I go? I don’t know so I look around and see my wife with the dogs and kids. Not one of them sees me.
The old priest who won’t retire despite his bishop’s hints rides his bike around the parish every day for exercise. He waves and smiles at everyone
This time Wilma is ready for the bastards jimmying her front door, coming back for more. The first time she was asleep,
My grandson whispers the morning dew sparkles like diamonds in the grass. Donal Mahoney
Martin, a very senior citizen, wants to get a bucket and knife and go hunt up some greens in a field in Alabama. But in spite of his yearnings for a big bowl of greens, he knows his wif...
I have a friend, old and retired, who keeps busy helping the poor. Let’s call him Ted because he wants to remain anonymous. Some of his ideas, he says, wouldn’t make many of his neighbo...
Fred prefers a mouse connected by a wire to his keyboard. Walt prefers a mouse that’s portable, able
There’s always something. Like the growth you found under your arm showering this morning but you decided to go
In the fall we lose an hour in most of the United States when we have to turn our clocks back. This is not the case
She was old already when you had her in 8th grade and she said you should sit in the first seat third row right in front of her for
In 1958 Elmer’s was the only high school in his county that had been integrated. Basketball was the big sport. People in the little town filled the gym every Tuesday and Friday. They ro...
