Almost toothless now, old Romeo puts his Bible down, relaxes in his rocker, pours brandy in his snifter and scribbles in his ledger
Things reach a certain age, an age at which things don’t work the way they once did. The battery in your car,
It’s outpatient surgery and she’s running late trying to catch a spider in the kitchen sink. Wants to carry it outside
When Normal Norman takes his seat in Room 220 in Dumbach Hall to hear the eminent Dr. Engelhard… recite Beowulf again, Norman knows that he can suck
After two thousand years we still have folks who blame the Jews for killing Christ even though Pilate the Gentile could have
He slaughters his hamburger steak with a fork and a butter knife, massacres ringlets of onions again and again thumps catsup all over
Everyone who has money should drop it in a vat and anyone who needs money should take what they need a Swede, a Dane and two
Gramps knows a minister who collects classic Corvettes. He rents another garage whenever he buys another Corvette. He says his estate will sell the c…
“One stall for all” is a new scenario for Wilbur. Thanks to his wife, he knew in the past the right thing to do but now he doesn’t know what
Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.
Jimmy and Billy, two young men in kindergarten, went home from school every day just before noon. They lived in a small town in Nebraska, in the middle of farm country. It was the 1950s...
“Quiet, please,” I tell her, “I want to hear the music.” She is sitting next to me again, this time on a paisley couch, a woman in a lime bikini I met
When Molly and Tim got married they spent hours talking about everything they had to get done. And indeed they got a lot done. Now their kids have families
It isn’t a flophouse where Fred lives now but he calls it that a month after moving in and seeing his fellow
It was stupid of Walt not to show it to Joan before they got married but he was too shy. He had no idea