On their honeymoon he asked her not to sit down. Might bruise the peaches. Donal Mahoney
Holiday Parties Millie comes home bawling from another holiday party and Willie asks what’s the problem. Millie says her friends are cheese…
Hillary was at the podium setting the record straight for people who have a problem with the tone of her voice. She said when Bill was
His cardiologist says Fred’s doing well for a man of 80. It won’t be his heart that kills him.
I never think about bison. After all, I live in St. Louis, why should I? But when I went hunting for quail in Montana
Christmas lights ring the house and carols play. Todd decorates his grand Victorian
You never know who’ll be there though folks are dying to get in. Then suddenly you’re at the door, hat in hand,
After 50 years Wilma at her class reunion thinks Waldo’s changed with age that he’s nice now, not the snake she wed
Every four years I vote and every four years for the last 40 years the same lady has signed me in
Paul’s not a veteran of Vietnam but he goes there in his dreams to watch his brother Tim walk in hazy streams sprayed with Agent Orange before he
They’re starlets Hollywood has yet to discover, two nice young ladies who assemble sandwiches at the Subway Shop Monday through Friday at noon.
It may have been the devil himself who prompted the kids in my schoolyard back in 1947 to chant “Patsy Foley’s roly-poly from eating too much ravioli.” At first, no one could remember w...
They had things in common, Paul and June, at an age when most boys and girls don’t and maybe that’s why they were the only couple in sixth grade dating, if you can call it that. This wa...
After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney
You’re an old man in a nice suit and tie out with your wife at a fancy function with nice people