In that backyard three small trash cans had their place next to each other against the house.
On their honeymoon he asked her not to sit down. Might bruise the peaches. Donal Mahoney
Every time the phone rings Bill’s afraid the caller might say another childhood classmate has di… This will hit him hard because Bill knows he’s moseying along
Tonight I can’t sleep so I ponder the universe and all the planets around me swirling in syncopation with me on one of them
When a young woman like that sails into the conference room, all masts billowing, there’s nothing the men around the table can do
Homer’s a chair arranger who works in meeting rooms on 30 floors in a building tall as Trump Tower. At least it looks that tall to him
Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.
Father the chameleon was lime gree… the first day I saw him peering in… my crib smiling and he remained lime green until kindergarten when a nun called the house and sa…
The nice thing about crossword puz… as an obsession, Phil tells Bill,… keep you away from other obsession… that might engage your attention a… benefit no one. For example
It’s midnight in New York and in this tall building Herb and Molly are in bed making love. Molly is a virgin
Two old men meet for coffee once a week at a diner while their wives play cribbage. Jim says he has a problem. His wife leaves the water running
My father never talked much about religion but he went to Mass every Sunday, the 6:30 Mass where few people would be and he wouldn’t have to deal with friends and neighbors. His contrib...
A doctor by day Ralph spends his nights ordering tulip bulbs from Holland beautiful and rare
We’re going dancing, my wife and… to a Charity Ball high in the sky… Glenn Miller’s band has been play… since 1944, the year his plane got… over the English Channel.
He likes people if they are useful. Women are useful. Employees are useful. Voters are useful.
