Chargement...
fr
English Español Français Italiano

Emily Herrick

Intelligence Test

I can catch butterflies with my tongue
And I wash my hair with dry oatmeal
 
I can bounce a balloon
And sell a hen a lottery ticket
 
I can’t steal an egg
But I can eat spaghetti with an ax
 
I can safely carry foxes in a quart berry basket
And I would eat plastic
 
I can breathe milk
And make a screwdriver drive a truck
 
I can eat my hat if I am the size of a pea
And if I had a tail I would cut it off

This was from a prompt... so of course it makes no sense! But it's still fun!!

Autres oeuvres par Emily Herrick...
Strawberry Center

Invisible waves of movement Ride on the lyrical lines in my he… Hypnotized by the chill Surging out through every finger t… Climbing the swaying breeze
Loins

My little finger is thicker than My masters loins Harlots and adultery And inbreeding Inbreeding with your father
Lenore

She says, There’s a lump in my throat Pulsing like a caught fish on the… There’s a lump in her throat I can see it growing
Up In Smoke

Time is up Those people in white coats Are here for us– for you You claim Those bleached walls are no longer…
 5
Ruth likes Barley

She was particularly loyal Traveled there regardless And that crisis was ten years earl… But the date doesn’t matter Just appreciate the story for what…
Misinterpreted Proverbs

An eye for an eye and a tooth for… Lick… Lick of the blackberry lollipop Your mother forbade you to Enjoy…
Chemo

Invisible waves of movement Maneuver through the honeycomb in… My corpse hypnotized by the chill As I lay on my callous bed I drift through the bleached white…
Forest Gump is Dead

Death is a cruel sleep Where my shoes have shit stains And I can’t stop the parade There isn’t a light at the end of… But everyone ain’t no Forest Gump
After Effects

Something about choking On a premature Stab in the back Replacing your desires With an uncontrollable impulse



Top