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The Cheapskate

“Rich people are notoriously cheap.”
Stewart Stafford

Once there lived a man who was incredibly cheap
Such that his pants have pockets three feet deep
One day his wife asked for money
He guffawed thought it was funny
So his wife lifted his wallet while he was asleep
 
Awakened he looked for his wallet and money clip
Both are not in his pant pockets three feet deep
Oh dear! His wife he looked for
Then he saw the wide-open door
Alas! His wife’s somewhere on a far, faraway trip
 
10-11-2022
© F Aparici
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