The Minister Speaks:
“Our chastened knees and pressed p
Father and Son, you said, were co
the water to wine, the stinking co
mere legerdemain, you claimed,

The Rest Home Bus Arrives at th
I love these ladies.
No, I’m not a new kind of pervert
I love them because they persevere
because they have guts.

Old novels have their faults, but
I’m sure we’d all rush out to buy
If on the jacket lovely Hester tr
To show us all a little cleavage a
New credit cards could quickly sto

Drama 101
Belief in righteousness began the
Fanaticism breeds most violence:
See Beowulf remove poor Grendel’s
To conquer (from his view) malevol

Ms. Dickinson’s TV Western for
A cone of force, perspective sharp
pricked with gleams from sabers si
moves out at dawn to cross the pla
and save the souls at the distant

My parents always seemed to be hum
Protecting beasts once sought with
And eating guiltily the ones still
Ennobling evolution’s theme . . .
They gave me newer weapons, bats a

I hate Shaw with his absurd postu
who want to get in his pants to ca
I hate Henry James for writing se
it takes a cryptologist to figure
I hate Hemingway for his drunken

Boundaries
Tracing writhing streams,
circling alpine wastes,
tickling out a finger nudged
between two behemoths,

Aesop as Existentialist
They’d suffered through a devasta
And many larvae died from lack of
The queen, as well, grew thin for
Thus forcing all the workers to co

Give Me More Light
Give me more light
I’m getting desperate here, you kn
show me what you’ve got
is Ann Landers still around?