I was once kissed by an extremely… Now because of mono, my spleen is… Let this be a warning to others. Daughters, don’t let your boyfrien…

I’m a grumpy, frumpy, dumpy mom. If that’s me with just the one, What would I be like with two? A humpty dumpty crazy shrew?

Max licked his shadow on the wall. It wasn’t tasty after all. Maybe, with a pinch of salt, It would be tastier than his rubbe…

He said I was a twit I got in a snit So I called him a lack wit He called me a two bit I replied he was a wanna be Brit

Corky Caroo was raised by pink k… The pinkest of all was a roo named… Big Sooz raised Corky in her warm… But when he turned twenty, she mad…

Cry me an ocean, My man lacks devotion, To me, to me. But on Sundays, He practices the holy act of devot…