I write You read I talk You listen I huff

I gave a shit But you didn’t Next time around You’ll be the clown

Jonathan and Jordan Sitting in a tree M-u-s-s-i-n-g First comes souls Then comes mates

It feels like I’ve created a life Centered around mostly sacrifice And I don’t want to be your Jesus… So I’ll be the Devil Bass line to your treble

I am a simple, joyful man Without a thing you’d call a plan I bounce around and bump into What I would call my Katmandu

I like pretty girls With really tight curls That know how to dance and move me They gyrate and flex And downright perplex

Each moment at hand Is open invitation To the promised land

Once there was this girl named Je… Tall and blonde and oh so dreamy Milky skin with essence steamy Just one look would make you cream… Told me that we’d be a team-y

We might be just a bit fucked up And, God, I hope that’s true ‘Cause that means life is nothing… The deepest passion’s hue

You create yourself Then see better solutions Cue evolution

Told you that we’d last forever Told you that we’d always be Told you we could count on never How could I be so naive Only those that want a tether

I don’t know what it means to have A lover in my life I don’t know what it’s like to tas… Their sugar and their spice I don’t know how to give and take

Really want to ask you out ‘Cause I feel a special bout Of the things we dream about Discipline and love devout

I drank a fifth of rum last night It wasn’t worth the morning plight If I could do it all again I’d have eight shots... or maybe t…