Always classy Never trashy Kinda sassy Sweet thing Ashley

I thought that she Could be the one I thought that we Were having fun And then I spoke

Face down in gutter again Seems to be my closest friend Where I land time and again Nothing new except the end

Hannah Banana With the flower bandana Look at your garden grow With tender leaves And shoots of peas

Agile Mobile Versatile Tactile Virile

I know we have a special bond Because we can’t help get along Find pleasure in the naughty songs And all the rights within our wron…

Always lived a life that’s been Filled with devils, marked by sin Never thought my darker side Be the thing that brings you light

If you could see the soul of me You’d know I am a hate machine A pretty face without obscene But, nonetheless, still dubbed unc…

I am a primal beast, at best That needs to smell your sweet ess… It’s not enough when you’re outsid… I need your stank within my life

Little girls and gay men Love them some Jonathan Can’t reciprocate Wish them a life great

The Earth is my Mother The Heavens my Dad I love my Father But I’m a Momma’s boy at heart

To tell you the truth I relish your cum It’s the best homage To a job well done

The only time I lost control Was when you threatened my househo… You made me choose the dreadful pa… So I created a blood bath

Most poems perused Would probably be better Made into haikus

I’ve said some things that mean a… And said some things you should fo… I throw myself against the wall To see what sticks and what should…