DAME DOMINICAN REPUBLI’QUE
GRANDMA, GOODY, GOODY!
TRIED WITH ALL MY HEART TO WORK WITH YOU! YOUR AROUND MY AGE GROUP. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE PEACEFUL/PAX.....
BUT YOUR ATTACHED PARTNER INTERFERES, YOUR MS GLUTEUS MAX!!!
YOUR THE MIDDLE AGED SONORA, THAT’S MORE CHICA, SENIORITA!!!
YOU HAVE A CUTE FACE, AMPLE BOSOM, AND A SNATCHED WAIST, THAT’S NOT GOING TO WASTE! NOT ON YOUR WATCH CHULA.
YOU HAVE PLAYFUL EYES, THIGH MASTER THIGHS, (SHOUT OUT TO SUZANNE SOMMERS!) AND A TIGHT GUT. BUT THE MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES, IS THAT BIG, BIG, BUTT. AND YOU KNOW IT HIEFFA!
YOUR NUMBER ONE, PREVENTS THE WORK BEING DONE. ANY MALE THAT COMES AROUND YOU BREATHING, ACTIVATES YOUR SIGHING AND BREAST HEAVING. (no offense).
YOUR TRIBE CREDO IS, ITS OVER WITH THE COFFIN LID. YOUR ASS-ETS, LOL, WILL NOT BE HID, YOU WANNA. HEAR THE HIGHEST BID!!! OH GOD FORBID...
AND I’M SORRY THAT IT HAS TO BE SAID, BUT TIME’S-A-WASTING. AND YOUR MESSING WITH MY BREAD. MY BLACK HAS SEMI– CRACKED, A LOT OF MY OPTIONS HAVE FLED. SO I RELY ON THE BRAIN IN MY HEAD. AND THE RESURRECTED MESSIAH WHO AROSE FROM DEAD! (once again no offense).
WHILST UNDER THE CRUNCH, WE RISKED LUNCH, AND DAMNED IF YOU DIDN’T MAKE A DATE WITH THE DELIVERY GUY. HE’S 12 YEARS YOUNGER, YOU AND YOUR HOMBRES HUNGER.....
YO! DOMINA, DOMINICA, NO SHADE. IT’S JUST TIME FOR A PEACEFUL PARTING OF THE WAYS. I HAVE OBLIGATIONS, WHILE YOU HAVE MULTIPLE OPTIONS. I GOT MULTIPLE BILLS TO PAY.
SO I CALLED THE COORDINATOR TODAY!
YEAH I REALLY DID, HONESTLY YOU DON’T WANT TO BE HERE ANYWAY.....
