I love to drive
it’s too damn dangerous
safer to fly, statistics prove it
My thought balloon #1:
A plane high above clouds thick enough to seemingly hold its weight
the engines die
Oh no! stuck on a cloud 35,000 feet above the earth
I’ll be up here all day!
But instead, I say
I’m a good driver
Lots of nuts on the road
It only takes one.
Thought balloon #2
plane falls on ME, IN my car ON the highway
Would this be an AIR or ROAD statistic?