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Darwin’s Café

I will—
 
 believe you to death
   oh, wondrous one!
 
     Till no one is left
       under the sun.
 
(In the midst of mistakes
 the soul doth burn
   lest we make a noose
     of the ropes we learn.)
 
“This primordial soup
 is full of hogwash and hair,
   and I think there’s something
     alive in there....?”
 
Said a gaggle of geezers
 with one collective tooth
   whom obviously pissed in the fountain of youth.
 
“Oh, great waiter—
 SEND IT BACK.
   and have Darwin shaved, neutered, and sterilized.”
 
They taped a note to the side of the bowl:
 
“We’d rather eat from the forbidden tree
  than swallow this shit.
 
Sincerely,
 The Flat Earth Society
   a.k.a. The Dead End Kids”
 
The chef was pissed
 at the note he saw;
   came out with his knife
     and gutted them all;
       wrote a message in their blood
         across the walls—
 
It read:
 
SUCK MY BIG FAT DINOSAUR BALLS
 
Well—
 
The moral of the story is dead.
 
Stop putting chains on the slaves in your head.
 
The All is incomprehensible, so—
 
You can either
 always think more
   about the I don’t know
 
Or—
 
Keep spinning your web of lies
 till you shrivel up and die
   come back as a spider
     and have to eat flies.
 
Have you ever even drawn a rainbow before?

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