Dan
Dan.
Dan the man with a plan
Who unlike his brother Stan
Reluctantly refuses to lend a hand
Is always willing to help his fellow man
And there’s that God Damn Jan!
Oh Jan, Oh Jan, Oh Jan
Damn, damn, damn
Don’t get me started on that God damn Jan!
From whom I always ran, ran, ran.
Oh gosh
Oh golly
Oh gee
How could I forget her boyfriend Lee?
Whose face was so chubby
It looked liked it had been stung by a bee.
But now I must ceize.
I must stop.
Quite frankly it is ridiculous.
For this ryhme has gone over the top.
For I know not of a man named Dan
Who has a brother named Stan
And a sister named Jan
Who is dating a man named Lee
Who’s face looks like it had been stung by a fucking bumble bee.
Oh silly silly me
I just allowed my mind to race
When I saw a new face
Who’s name I only came to know
because of the name tag he owned
which he had proudly pinned to his chest
letting all the rest
know
he was a man
by the name of dan
He also wore a black sweater vest
and yellow polo tee
that reminded me of bumble bee
(2009)
