I was told today that tomorrow is…

I was walking through the subway today when I noticed a deer staring at the floor I said what’s up our kid he looked at me and said I’ve lost me 4x4 I said oh dear he answered don’t tak...

My life is strange cheese on toast am I deranged jumping thru hoops whoops why did I say that I’ll tell you why because if and when I die I’ll talk n talk n talk until you listen to wh...

8 tramadol I had to take today as I sat reading yet another letter from the ESA I have been retired on ill health oh dear I hear you say it’s only a small private pension that helps m...

I looked out of my window and there wasn’t any snow then this bobby shouted your driving far to slow so I did a very quick Santa Claus impression ho ho ho ho ho then a dear old lady pus...