The Shrimp por Ogden Nash A shrimp who sought his lady shrim Could catch no glimpse Not even a glimp. At times, translucence Is rather a nuisance.
Will Consider Situation por Ogden Nash There here are words of radical ad Young man, be a snob. Yes, if you are in search of argum Why I’ve gottem. Let the personnel managers differ;
Song of the Open Road por Ogden Nash Song of the Open Road I think that I shall never see A billboard as lovely as a tree. Perhaps unless the billboards fall I’ll never see a tree at all.
Reflection on the Fallibility of Nemesis por Ogden Nash He who is ridden by a conscience Worries about a lot of nonscience; He without benefit of scruples His fun and income soon quadruples
One Third of the Calendar por Ogden Nash In January everything freezes. We have two children. Both are sh This is our January rule: One girl in bed, and one in school In February the blizzard whirls.
Requiem por Ogden Nash There was a young belle of Natche Whose garments were always in patc When comment arose On the state of her clothes, She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah
A Drink With Something in It por Ogden Nash There is something about a Martin A tingle remarkably pleasant; A yellow, a mellow Martini; I wish I had one at present. There is something about a Martin
Crossing the Border por Ogden Nash Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends. 1
Winter Complaint por Ogden Nash Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man por Ogden Nash It is common knowledge to every sc That all sin is divided into two p One kind of sin is called a sin of And it is what you are doing when And the other kind of sin is just