#AmericanWriters
So Thomas Edison Never drank his medicine; So Blackstone and Hoyle Refused cod-liver oil; So Sir Thomas Malory
Hypochondriacs Spend the winter at the bottom of… the Adirondriacs. You go to Paris and live on champ… If you’re dipsomognac.
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
Husbands are things that wives hav… And with whom they breakfast with… They interfere with the discipline… And forget anniversaries, And when they have been particular…
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
One way to be very happy is to be… For then you can buy orchids by th… And yet at the same time People d… Because it’s very funny But somehow if you’re rich enough…
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves
O all ye exorcizers come and exorc…
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
One cantaloupe is ripe and lush, Another’s green, another’s mush. I’d buy a lot more cantaloupe If I possessed a fluoroscope.
People who have what they want are… And I wish I could afford to gath… I dont’ mind their having a lot of… But I do think that they damn wel… But no, they insist on being steal…
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends.
I didn’t go to church today, I trust the Lord to understand. The surf was swirling blue and whi… The children swirling on the sand. He knows, He knows how brief my s…
