Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It quacks.
It is specially fond

The turtle lives twixt plated deck
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.

The Lord in His wisdom made the f
And then forgot to tell us why.

Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives,
They fail as husbands and as wives
Therefore they cynically disparage
Everybody else’s marriage.

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed.
He watched the ads
And not the road.

Once upon a time there was an Ita
And some people thought he was a r
But he wasn’t offended,
Because other people thought he wa
And he said the world was round,

Your hopeless patients will live,
Your healthy patients will die.
I have only this word to give:
Wonder, and find out why

Candy
Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.

I didn’t go to church today,
I trust the Lord to understand.
The surf was swirling blue and whi
The children swirling on the sand.
He knows, He knows how brief my s