#AmericanWriters
The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.
Toward a better world I contribut… I eat the squab, lest it become a…
In January everything freezes. We have two children. Both are sh… This is our January rule: One girl in bed, and one in school… In February the blizzard whirls.
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
I sit in the dusk. I am all alone… Enter a child and an ice-cream con… A parent is easily beguiled By sight of this coniferous child. The friendly embers warmer gleam,
I would live all my life in noncha… Were it not for making a living, w…
Bring down the moon for genteel J… She’s too refined for this gross p… She wears garments and you wear cl… You buy stockings, she purchases h… She say That is correct, and you…
I’ve never seen an abominable snow… I’m hoping not to see one, I’m also hoping, if I do, That it will be a wee one.
A mighty creature is the germ, Though smaller than a pachyderm. His customary dwelling place Is deep within the human race. His childish pride he often please…
Be it a girl, or one of the boys, It is scarlet all over its avoirdu… It is red, it is boiled; could the… Have possibly been a lobstertricia… His degrees and credentials were h…
A shrimp who sought his lady shrim… Could catch no glimpse Not even a glimp. At times, translucence Is rather a nuisance.
The hands of the clock were reachi… In an old midtown hotel; I name no name, but its sordid fam… Is table talk in hell. I name no name, but hell’s own fla…
The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…