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Enter, breath; Breath, slip out; Blood, be channeled, And wind about. O, blessed breath and blood which…
The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.
Hypochondriacs Spend the winter at the bottom of… the Adirondriacs. You go to Paris and live on champ… If you’re dipsomognac.
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves
Consider the auk; Becoming extinct because he forgot… Consider man, who may well become… Because he forgot how to walk and…
This is a song to celebrate banks, Because they are full of money and… you hear is clinks and clanks, Or maybe a sound like the wind in… Which is the rustling of the thous…
The people upstairs all practise b… Their living room is a bowling all… Their bedroom is full of conducted… Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the w…
Parsley Is gharsley.
Sure, deck your limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance— Have you seen yourself retreating?
A girl whose cheeks are covered wi… Has an advantage with me over one…
Peekabo, I Almost See You Middle-aged life is merry, and I… But there comes a day when your ey… And your friends get jocular, so y… And of all your friends he is the…
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
The hunter crouches in his blind ‘Neath camouflage of every kind And conjures up a quacking noise To lend allure to his decoys This grown-up man, with pluck and…
May I join you in the doghouse, R… I wish to retire till the party’s… Since three o’clock I’ve done my… To entertain each tiny guest; My conscience now I’ve left behin…
