#Americans #XXCentury
Let’s straighten this out, my litt… And reach an agreement if we can. I entered your door as an honored… My shoes are shined and my trouser… And I won’t stretch out and read…
He who is ridden by a conscience Worries about a lot of nonscience; He without benefit of scruples His fun and income soon quadruples…
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
Nothing makes me sicker than liquor and candy is too expandy
The firefly’s flame Is something for which science has… I can think of nothing eerier Than flying around with an unident… person’s posteerier.
I didn’t go to church today, I trust the Lord to understand. The surf was swirling blue and whi… The children swirling on the sand. He knows, He knows how brief my s…
O all ye exorcizers come and exorcize now, and ye clergymen draw nigh and clerge, For I wish to be purged of an urge. It is an irksome urge, compounded of nettles and glue, And it is...
Bring down the moon for genteel J… She’s too refined for this gross p… She wears garments and you wear cl… You buy stockings, she purchases h… She say That is correct, and you…
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.
My friends all know that I am shy… But the chipmunk is twice and shy… He moves with flickering indecisio… Like stripes across the television… He’s like the shadow of a cloud,
The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.
There is something about a Martin… A tingle remarkably pleasant; A yellow, a mellow Martini; I wish I had one at present. There is something about a Martin…
Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
