The Turtle by Ogden Nash The turtle lives twixt plated deck Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
Adventures of Isabel by Ogden Nash Isabel met an enormous bear, Isabel, Isabel, didn’t care; The bear was hungry, the bear was The bear’s big mouth was cruel and The bear said, Isabel, glad to me 2
The Guppy by Ogden Nash Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
Reprise by Ogden Nash Geniuses of countless nations Have told their love for generatio Till all their memorable phrases Are common as goldenrod or daisies Their girls have glimmered like th 1
Good-By Now or Pardon my Gauntlet by Ogden Nash Bring down the moon for genteel J She’s too refined for this gross p She wears garments and you wear cl You buy stockings, she purchases h She say That is correct, and you
Song of the Open Road by Ogden Nash Song of the Open Road I think that I shall never see A billboard as lovely as a tree. Perhaps unless the billboards fall I’ll never see a tree at all.
Kipling's Vermont by Ogden Nash The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye An alien suttee.
Columbus by Ogden Nash Once upon a time there was an Ita And some people thought he was a r But he wasn’t offended, Because other people thought he wa And he said the world was round,
Spring Comes to Murray Hill by Ogden Nash I sit in an office at 244 Madison And say to myself You have a resp Why then do you fritter away your If you have a sore throat you can If you have a sore foot you can ge
