#AmericanWriters
My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What’s he there f… The only answer I can find Is, Reproduction of his kind. If I’m supposed to swallow that,
Toward a better world I contribut… I eat the squab, lest it become a…
So Thomas Edison Never drank his medicine; So Blackstone and Hoyle Refused cod-liver oil; So Sir Thomas Malory
Enter, breath; Breath, slip out; Blood, be channeled, And wind about. O, blessed breath and blood which…
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends.
One way to be very happy is to be… For then you can buy orchids by th… And yet at the same time People d… Because it’s very funny But somehow if you’re rich enough…
How wise I am to have instructed… I am about to volunteer a definiti… Just as I know that there are two… I know that marriage is a legal an… Moreover, just as I am unsure of…
Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
There is one thing that ought to b… Which is that people ought to be t… I don’t mean the kind of apologies… Because I think that is sort of s… No, I object to one kind of apolo…
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
He tells you when you’ve got on t… And helps you with your girdle wh…
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.
The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.