Affection is a noble quality; It leads to generosity and jollity… But it also leads to breach of pro… If you go around lavishing it on r…

One thing that literature would be… Would be a more restricted employm… metaphor. Authors of all races, be they Gre… Can’t seem just to say that anythi…

I have a bone to pick with fate, Come here and tell me girly, Do you think my mind is maturing l… Or simply rotting early.

The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.

I find it very hard to be fair-min… About people who go around being a… I just can’t see any fun In soaring up up up into the sun When the chances are still a fresh…

One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads And not the road.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.

Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker

Consider the auk; Becoming extinct because he forgot… Consider man, who may well become… Because he forgot how to walk and…

Nothing makes me sicker than liquor and candy is too expandy

The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.

Higgledy piggledy, my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentlemen come every day To count what my black hen doth la… If perchance she lays too many,