#AmericanWriters
A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…
One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
Some primal termite knocked on woo… And tasted it, and found it good! And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor toda…
First a little Then a lottle
Behold the hippopotamus! We laugh at how he looks to us, And yet in moments dank and grim, I wonder how we look to him. Peace, peace, thou hippopotamus!
I don’t mind eels Except as meals. And the way they feels.
Parsley Is gharsley.
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
From whence arrived the praying ma… From outer space, or lost Atlanti… glimpse the grin, green metal mug at masks the pseudo-saintly bug, Orthopterous, also carnivorous,
I would live all my life in noncha… Were it not for making a living, w…
He who is ridden by a conscience Worries about a lot of nonscience; He without benefit of scruples His fun and income soon quadruples…
How pleasant to sit on the beach, On the beach, on the sand, in the… With ocean galore within reach, And nothing at all to be done! No letters to answer,
In Baltimore there lived a boy. He wasn’t anybody’s joy. Although his name was Jabez Dawes… His character was full of flaws. In school he never led his classes…
A shrimp who sought his lady shrim… Could catch no glimpse Not even a glimp. At times, translucence Is rather a nuisance.