The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.

He tells you when you’ve got on t… And helps you with your girdle wh…

Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker

Parsley Is gharsley.

I have a bone to pick with fate, Come here and tell me girly, Do you think my mind is maturing l… Or simply rotting early.

The people upstairs all practise b… Their living room is a bowling all… Their bedroom is full of conducted… Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the w…

My friends all know that I am shy… But the chipmunk is twice and shy… He moves with flickering indecisio… Like stripes across the television… He’s like the shadow of a cloud,

Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond

Barber, barber, come and get me; Hairy torrents irk and fret me. Hair and hair again appears; And climbs like ivy round my ears. Hair across my collar gambols;

Some people, and it doesn’t matter whether they are paupers or millionaires, Think that anything they have is the best in the world just because it is theirs. If they happen to own a ...

The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he’s not a feast. Farwell, farewell, you old rhinoce… I’ll stare at something less prepo…

Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why

A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…

One cantaloupe is ripe and lush, Another’s green, another’s mush. I’d buy a lot more cantaloupe If I possessed a fluoroscope.