The Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020
The cafe’s special of the day is
panic and frustration
mixed together in a sauce
of fear that confuses the diner
as to what he is tasting at any point.
This is served with a side order
of rare, boiled toilet paper
that chef assures us looks
just like sorbet
and tastes like cotton candy.
(Not to be eaten with
the fisty-cuffs some diners
brought with them).
