#AmericanWriters
I would live all my life in noncha… Were it not for making a living, w…
More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United Sta… That’s how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can sw…
Who wants my jellyfish? I’m not sellyfish!
Toward a better world I contribut… I eat the squab, lest it become a…
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love u…
The pig, if I am not mistaken; Supplies us sausage, ham, and baco… Let others say his heart is big— I call it stupid of the pig.
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
May I join you in the doghouse, R… I wish to retire till the party’s… Since three o’clock I’ve done my… To entertain each tiny guest; My conscience now I’ve left behin…
I don’t mind eels Except as meals. And the way they feels.
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.
I objurgate the centipede, A bug we do not really need. At sleepy-time he beats a path Straight to the bedroom or the bat… You always wallop where he’s not,
I have a bone to pick with fate, Come here and tell me girly, Do you think my mind is maturing l… Or simply rotting early.