#AmericanWriters
she tries to get things out of men that she can’t get because she’s not 15% prettier
At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without
There are no postage stamps that s… back to England three centuries ag… no postage stamps that make letter… travel back until the grave hasn’t… and John Donne stands looking out…
With the rain falling surgically against the roof, I ate a dish of ice cream that looked like Kafka’s hat.
I don’t know what it is, but I distrust myself when I start to like a girl a lot.
Three crates of Private Eye Lett… the name and drawing of a detectiv… with magnifying glass on the sides of the crates of lettuce, form a great cross in man’s imagin…
I sit here, an arch-villain of rom… thinking about you. Gee, I’m sorr… I made you unhappy, but there was… I could do about it because I hav… Perhaps everything would have been…
SANDBOX MINUS JOHN DILLINGER EQUALS WHAT? Often I return to the cover of Tr… took the baby and went down there… watering the cover with big revolv…
A piece of green pepper fell off the wooden salad bowl: so what?
ZAP! unlaid / 20 days
Oh, pretty girl, you have trapped yourself in the wrong body.Twenty extra pounds hang like a lumpy tapestry on your perfect mammal na… Three months ago you were like a
Thinking hard about you I got on the bus and paid 30 cents car fare and asked the driver for two trans… before discovering
Just because people love your mind, doesn’t mean they have to have your body,
A RETURN TO THE COVER OF THIS BOOK Dear Trout Fishing in America: I met your friend Fritz in Washin… to tell you that his case went to…
Ah, you’re just a copy of all the candy bars I’ve ever eaten.