Bonkers Benderskum Basks Stoned in da Sun
There’s a stoned geezer called Benderskum
Some say he’s mad and belongs in an asylum
He’s an imaginary friend that’s a piece string
He’s quite eccentric, he does his crazy thing
He scribbles a lot n likes to do trippy painting
He gets quite creative after ganjah inhalating
He’s a poet, an artist, gentleman and scholar
The way of wacky weed this chap does follow
He likes to hollow loud about cannabis benefit
He as an old stoner and advocate of good shit
An old protestor, he once stood at an election
He’d have made a good MP fighting prohibition
This crazy dude is never rude just a bit stoned
He scribbles away, his scribbling’s been honed
That old Benderskum’s stoned again to da bone
He’s king of the herbs and sits on a high throne
