The Marvel of a Nice Hash Yoghurt Bong
A very simple way to consume hashish
Is the marvellous method of the divine
Yoghurt Bong, an old and forgotten way
Purchase ya sen a high fat tasty yoghurt
Peel back the lid, so you can crumble in
A gram of the finest and richest hashish
(or use the kif from ya grinder’s tizzy tray)
Add 2 or 3 grams if you are quite brave
Take a big blim of hash 'tween ya fingers
Put a nice clipper flame to it and roast it
Give it a bit of a bake so the resin is soft
Crumble it in the yoghurt to ya own taste
If you can’t handle bein’ monster mashed
Then be sparing with the sublime sheesh
But if you’re not a pussy put shit loads in
Stir the hash evenly in the yoghurt and eat
It should take effect within half hour or so
Be prepared for blast off in to outer space
Do not operate heavy machinery nor drive
Under the strong effect of the yoghurt bong
Ya body will become relaxed and pain free
Ya mind will be liberated and at om with all
You’ll feel the euphoria of hashish oblivion
The delight and pleasure of hash is healing
You’ll feel like you’ve returned unto paradise
Heaven bound chonged divinely once again
A Yoghurt Bong an efficient way to be high
Stoned again up to the most high we do fly
