The Caned Confraternity of Cosmic Cannabis
To be a part of the confraternity of cannabis
Is to be accepted by like minded stoned folk
To be listened to, and your opinion be valued
Herb is the great leveller uniting varied folks
By pot we find common bonds of humanity
We easily laugh with strangers and the glum
Exchange stories, anecdotes and emotions
Stoned communication is colourful dialogue
Peppered with vivid language and funny word
Herb makes us babble like a babbiling brook
Makes us receptive to intriguing conversation
Companions of the cannabis club chong daily
At least 3 times a day they’re called to smoke
At times clandestine under a cover of a cloak
Due to state oppression secrecy is necessary
To keep filthy Bill’s hands off our sweet Mary
The clandestine confraternity of cannabis bud
Is an ancient coalition of very stoned geezers
With the companionship of herb we learn life
Skool of the amazing herb of life and learning
Is the place to learn blazin’ and how to skin up
There’re plenty of buds to be smoked wi’ buds
You’re never alone smoking alone wi’ cannabis
To be fabulously stoned’s to be happily content
Gainin’ cannabis companionship enlightenment
