He's the worst of both worlds: a bully's persona trapped inside a short little body.
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That fucking groundhog Saw its damn shadow today Thanks a lot, asshole!
The path of life is never smooth, or direct, or free from detours
The sun is out today and Warmer temperatures lie ahead. The week ahead is yet unknown Half the summer now has fled.
Rhyme some words or maybe don’t. They’ll make sense unless they won’t
There once was a man named Fritz Who loved to eat gravy with grits. He loved them with butter but they made his heart flutter So now he just eats them in fits.
Decades of touring For millions of fans. Bruce, reassuring The best that he can. But he doesn’t know
The people of that northern state That we all call “Wisconsin” Have but only one desire To see their beloved Pack win If you’re near to Chicago or St.…
He’s a professional athlete a person with wealth and notoriety and an avid supporter of the patri… A Catholic college in the Midwest brought him in to speak to their g…
Europe and North America Are divided by an ocean. Yet both sides now can feel The changes set in motion. The earth is drier and hotter
As I understand it, here’s what a… First, select the best words for s… Then bind them together with an ir… Tweak them as needed, to make the… And turn them loose, so the world…
He arrived as a young man With no life experiences outside o… Kentucky, Indiana, and Illinois Where he was born and raised. It was here that he witnessed huma…
Your music hasn’t aged a bit, although the rest of us surely hav… Whenever we hear your songs playin… it’s as if 1984 has magically retu… and everything that’s happened sin…
This zombie nation Always glued to our smartphones Doesn’t make us smart
“We’re sorry that you’re leaving.… The hashtag was once a revolution in how people communicate with eac… Now the platform that first brough… threatens to become a shadow of it…
The next time you’re gardening upon your lovely terrace make sure to keep a lookout for the Phyllophaga Harris. More commonly known as a Junebug