Their dad was taking them to Disn… Because he loved them so much And wanted to make them happy. But when that morning arrived And the plane was waiting for them…

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand 80s music rules!

Dozens of face masks In varied sizes, materials, and co… Were shoved into a coffee can Over the course of the pandemic. Tossing them into the garbage toda…

While the Speaker’s chair sits em… the entire Congress remains immobi… The world looks toward the United… and finds nothing but disfunction. How can we presume to lead the wor…

To the cobblestones of Europe: I love your quirkiness. With all your shapes, sizes, and c… You make an irregular mess.

My home is in Chicago, and perhaps will always be. Seeing other places, sometimes, Is a form of therapy.

There once was a man named Fritz Who loved to eat gravy with grits. He loved them with butter but they made his heart flutter So now he just eats them in fits.

What sounded like all the fireworks on earth over the holiday weekend couldn’t assuage my dread at the memory of

Thanks, Bob, for making us laugh In your calm and cerebral fashion. Other performers would shout and c… But you had a different way to cas… Comedy albums are a thing of the p…