Exploding rockets Raining debris all over So sad for Elon!
To the cobblestones of Europe: I love your quirkiness. With all your shapes, sizes, and c… You make an irregular mess.
As Putin the Terrible sends his Russian troops Into the sovereign nation of Ukra… We must make a commitment to assist our democratic partners
Fuck you, Elon Musk You are not the president Quit acting that way
COVID’s still with us Despite its "19" title It’s not yet passe
Their dad was taking them to Disn… Because he loved them so much And wanted to make them happy. But when that morning arrived And the plane was waiting for them…
If Trump can deport American citizens There goes our country!
Sometimes Inspiration finds you and it’s great when that happens. Just don’t expect it to remain ver…
That Bruce is really something el… Making me drive all the way to Da… And on the Fourth of July, even! Had to miss the family barbecue an… My Uncle’s been kind of a jerk to…
There was a young puppy named Gus Who charmed and amused all of us. While on a retractable leash He darted all over. Yeesh! It made Meg and John want to cuss…
It’s difficult, Perhaps even impossible, To fully appreciate an artist While they’re still alive And practicing their craft.
A Friday morning brings forth my… For all of the good things in life So when that song plays on the rad… To remind me of music’s soothing c… I sing right along, secure in the…
My home is in Chicago, and perhaps will always be. Seeing other places, sometimes, Is a form of therapy.
Ted Mondale, the son of the man who served as Jimmy Carter’s vice president, eulogized the former president tod…
That fucking groundhog Saw its damn shadow today Thanks a lot, asshole!
