Good night, Betty White. Thanks for your bright, shining li… You were quite all right.
With floodwaters up to her waist A woman in Florida scrolls through her smartphone. Those devices really have taken over our lives,
Trump’s angry mob Took a raised fist From Missouri’s junior senator Much more seriously Than he could ever imagine.
Here lies Rob Harris He once drank a lot of beer Then he gave it up
Assholes in traffic A Chicago fact of life They need to drive, too
2024 will be culture wars all day, every day so we might as well get it started on Day One. Senator Tuberville would be upset
Faith in this nation And the way we order ourselves By holding fair elections And then accepting their results Is the necessary element
Stevie Nicks is 76 Billy Joel is 75 They played a show at Soldier Fie… I’m glad they’re still alive
Whenever someone uses the word “bl… They are aiming for a specific res… Which is exactly why was recently… at a political rally in Ohio. The speaker knew what he was sayin…
The governor of Florida at 44 years of age is threatening to unleash an endless supply of rage At those he considers as “woke”
Nature’s cruel way of reminding us just how fleeting everything can be on this earth.
Voting is a privilege As well as a duty. How can it be that so many of us can’t be bothered
“Feels like” temperatures Don’t make too much difference On a day like this
Sometimes there’s just nothing to… And other times, there’s more than… But in the wake of Jimmy Buffett’… I’m going to try creating new stuf… If I were a big rock star
Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann or Ginger? Actual women don’t fit so easily into this duality
