There once was a man named Fritz Who loved to eat gravy with grits. He loved them with butter but they made his heart flutter So now he just eats them in fits.
Whenever I see a discarded pencil… and that has happened more than a… I like to pick it up and sharpen i… and then put it to paper because t… There’s always going to be a few m…
The “winners” in life gravitate toward places like Sanibel Island, Florida.
Another day in America brings another mass shooting, and sometimes more than one. Allen, Texas is just the latest in an ever-growing list
Shut up and drink yer beer whatever label it might be. Doesn’t matter who else drinks it or if they can stand to pee. What’s inside your heart counts mo…
Sometimes Inspiration finds you and it’s great when that happens. Just don’t expect it to remain ver…
Ellos no conocen la fria de Chica… It’s chilly at night in early Oct… Really cold weather has yet to arr… Those who haven’t experienced a M… are in for an unpleasant shock whe…
This infernal summer grinds on Leaving fires and deaths in its wa… Heat emergencies in many places And August still waiting to bake.
Assholes in traffic A Chicago fact of life They need to drive, too
May she carry that glass to an eternal reception providing her with everything she wants
In a world where every single mont… Is measured as being the warmest o… It’s not such as bad thing To have a chilly day outside. The unbearable heat will be here
Lionel Messi is without a doubt the greatest footballer of our times But whether he’s the GOAT
Coffee and a crossword now The farmers market later College football on TV after that How could Sunday ever top that?
For nearly 20 years my family and… Visited the Outer Cape in Massac… Wellfleet, to be exact. And it relaxed me in a way that nothing else could ever do.
Everyone will have a best summer o… Even if they won’t know it at the… There will always be the promise o… Even if they will never quite mate… Everyone also has a last summer on…