I don’t trust nobody. I love my family like a big hotdog… Yo mama is a fat biyatch. You a stupid tall Italian man in… Religion is everywhere and it’s ma…

The mother hen watches her small helpless fragile chicks with anticipation to cuddle with her and coo niceties to her like cluck cluck cluck. The big freaking mother hen is a lover of m...

Are parents just small children ma… Why am I here mama? I cried out. Is this some kind of sick sad twis… Do adults know everything or are t… Maybe parents have a kid to have…

You betcha I like eating cookie d… I love my father cuz he is my insu… I pretended for a long time that… I gotta get married so I can get… Don’t call me stupid my mother sai…

Look, I’m gonna change my diapers… I’m gonna eat chocolate pudding to… I can buy carrots from the superma… I have a job that I sell clothes… I can drink a fresh cup of lemon i…

I’m not ashamed of who I am. I tell the detailed honest to god… Life is very hard but I keep smil… I honestly didn’t realize how life… Like how long is this goddamn show…

Generally the man works hard for his wife while the lady of the house cooks and cleans for her husband and small kids. The husband slaps his wife but she continues to have a bright smi...

I drink a lot of apple juice to keep my creative juice flowing. I eat carrot sticks to help keep my weight in check. I love wearing my black bracelets and lucky charms to keep the evil ...

I don’t know why I’m here. I gotta be top dog of the house. I have my jobbie now so I don’t l… I can’t live like this anymore cuz… This society is evil cuz religion…

I made a friend today mom. I ate a hotdog today mom. I love Julie’s pancakes mom. I love Oreo cookies mom. I cry at the film Titanic mom cuz…

I just wanna get out of here! I don’t like this school cuz it’s… I hate having to pretend that I’m… I want my life cuz that’s all that… My family seems staged and I feel…