The Lovely Mother Hen
The mother hen watches her small helpless fragile chicks with anticipation to cuddle with her and coo niceties to her like cluck cluck cluck.
The big freaking mother hen is a lover of mystery books like Agatha Christie and a huge fan of Colombo.
This big fat orange hen drinks her dark red red wine and crunches on her delicious chocolate Hershey bar while listening to Bob Marley on the radio. The mother hen controls her children with her venomous gaze and she sings them a funny lullaby that lets them doze their eyelids for good.
