Is there a point to anything? I love my family cuz they are my p… I feel like I’m an insurance card… I pretended I was okay but I’m no… Am I just an object of male desir…

My boyfriend hot Rick is my best… I drink a cup of coconut soy milk… I ate a grilled cheese hamburger t… I love you Lucifer Morningstar! Be my cold vanilla ice cream swirl…

The mother hen watches her small helpless fragile chicks with anticipation to cuddle with her and coo niceties to her like cluck cluck cluck. The big freaking mother hen is a lover of m...

Look, I’m gonna change my diapers… I’m gonna eat chocolate pudding to… I can buy carrots from the superma… I have a job that I sell clothes… I can drink a fresh cup of lemon i…

I drink a lot of apple juice to keep my creative juice flowing. I eat carrot sticks to help keep my weight in check. I love wearing my black bracelets and lucky charms to keep the evil ...

Mothers are the worst! Fuck you God! Thanks a lot mom for putting me in… I hate you so much! You suck!

Chew on your mashed potatoes but d… Eat and enjoy the grilled lamb and… Live a colorful life and be enthus… Being firm is kinder and sweeter… Girls should be cooking at home an…

I don’t care about your life! I only care about my life now! Who cares about anyone else but my… I’m my own best friend and you can… Cha Cha Ching! Cash is out!

Don’t get too attached to family c… Live a long peaceful mundane life. Make a happy corner for yourself i… Apples and bananas are good. Don’t start crying cuz life isn’t…

Religions are really weird cuz no one knows anybody so everything is really hush hush secret. These so called parents are just children trying to control little human lives so they say...

Take everything! You can take away my home. You can take away my car. You can take away my insurance bil… You can take away my mortgage paym…

My mother says the planet is a jun… You have to follow the bread crumb… You gotta look and scavenge for fo… You gotta be cool and alive to kno… This world is your oyster so use i…