THE HUNCHBACK TROUT The creek was made narrow by littl… too close together. The creek was… booths in a row with high Victoria… taken off and all the backs of the…

The sweet juices of your mouth are like castles bathed in honey. I’ve never had it done so gently b… You have put a circle of castles around my penis and you swirl them

If you will die for me, I will die for you and our graves will be like two lo… their clothes together in a laundromat

At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without

A RETURN TO THE COVER OF THIS BOOK Dear Trout Fishing in America: I met your friend Fritz in Washin… to tell you that his case went to…

A girl in a green mini– skirt, not very pretty, walks down the street.

The Galilee Hitch-Hiker Part 1 Baudelaire was driving a Model A across Galilee.

Yup. A long lazy September look in the mirror say it’s true. I’m 31

A trout-colored wind blows through my eyes, through my finger… and I remember how the trout used to hide from the dinosaurs when they came to drink at the riv…

With his hat on he’s about five inches taller than a taxicab.

There are doors that want to be free from their hinges to fly with perfect clouds. There are windows

O beautiful was the werewolf in his evil forest. We took him to the carnival

I live in the Twentieth Century and you lie here beside me. You were unhappy when you fell asleep. There was nothing I could do abou… it. I felt hopeless. Your face