Back Scratching Celebrities
The other day while scratching my back, I came up with a brilliant observation. Since Michael Strahan scratches his back, he does the same thing I do. We must be of the same mold; brothers with itchy backs. The only difference is that I know him and he doesn’t know me.
Since we both do the same thing though, we are equal in our endeavors. When our backs itch, we scratch them. Together we form a bond. He doesn’t know it, but I do. Maybe you could call it a half bond; one who knows it and the other who doesn’t.
Does that mean that I’m also famous, or half famous, or not at all famous, or half way to becoming famous since we are together a half bond? Maybe so.
I’m available to sign autographs at any time. The only difference is that Michael can sign a whole autograph while I can only sign half of one. It sure is a wonderful feeling these days, being half famous.
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