Weird Ed
Weird Ed
Off to the zoo we went today
To see a dancing tsetse fly
It didn’t dance, but started laughing
When it looked at Ed so weird
Our buddy Ed’s so ugly
We all began to laugh
We all saw how funny he looked
They shoulda’ built a cage for him
If a tsetse fly laughed
He must be funny
It couldn’t stop laughing
All day long
Hardy har-har
Belly shake, ruba dub-dub
Everybody was rollin’ in the aisles
They had to change the sign
On the tsetse fly cage
From “A dancing tsetse fly”
To “A laughing tsetse fly”
So they build a cage for Ed
Here’s to that lazy
No good for nothing Ed
He finally got a job
as featured in "Asinine Poetry"
