With a friend like you I need no enemies You were arrogant and selfish And very hard to please You never gave an inch

Is there another life for us? In spirit, beyond the grave Is there truly a heavenly place? For all the souls that have been s… Will I go there if im good?

Pick up your cigarettes Sit back relax You’re never alone With a packet of fags Cough, cough louder

Atom bombs Nuclear waste Experiments on animals To our disgrace Drugs for this

When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…

He never writes about the flowers Or the field or the trees, or the… He wants more than rhyming or desc… To emerge from his written words So he writes about ordinary people

Look there he is He’s just arrived He’s stepping off that cloud I never thought he’d have the nerv… Did you?

You were wearing An extremely short skirt That night you first walked in To the showroom of my local My immediate impression

He never writes about the flowers Or the field or the trees, or the… He wants more than rhyming or desc… To emerge from his written words So he writes about ordinary people

Here I am And here I lie Alone on my death bed But before I die I will try

If I drink too much And stay out late Until the crack of dawn If I have lipstick on my collar And my shirt is slightly torn

We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret

I say I didn’t They think that I did Or I would have If I could have But I probably did

Everyone knows Our government is cruel Just look at the prices We pay for our fuel How is it other countries?

You’re a friend A companion, a confident too You’re my mistress, my lover And I’ve grown to need you You are everything I had expected