How many Psychiatrists does it ta… You tell me, Says the Asylum inma…
On the road to my village in spring Where the donkeys graze and sheep dog growl And daffodils burst
An Undertaker Goes to the Docto… The Doctors asks “ what’s the pro… The Undertakers replies “ I feel… The Doctor replies “Well in your… “ your over doing it “, you need t…
I’ve been pulling on a church bell… Trying to encourage some hope In my Elton John high platform sh… And my hair spiked upwards, in sup… I’ve climbed on the church slate r…
I’m on a Poets Walk Where the trees talk And flowers sing On a gravelled road That carry thought
As I live in my Brain ambience And flutter thoughts to different… I fornicate invisibly for three se… Then become decent I lip sync to a weather forecast o…
I Met this Gurgle The tuther tray She was pearly prettnosed. In anniversary strum decay She twiggled. In tramlined.
Your weighing me down, with your t… You got me on the growling ground,… Your dressed with depressed, hold… A wallet road test, causes you to… And how can you cope, without your…
A slip in the dripping croak of di… A campaign to relax in sci fi From a clapping ball boy in Berli… The lucrative freaky can of worms A social media Polaris stinking
A Dead man becomes a Snowdrop A Dead Women a Bluebell Dead children become Buttercups a… On a Golden field on Sunshine hil… Our Spirits become Flowers
Now, Your never feel alone When you get back, to your home Those web dating services were like dating a stone But now you’ve got
I see the Eager Rain Dancing on my window pane Your in my cool eyes again Looking Wild and Tame Dropping coins in the wishing well
When God made the human Body He didn’t include Coffee When Adam and Eve were in that G… Things were not that Jolly And there’s no Coffee in the Bibl…
I Opened a Window Today God! Didn’t I enjoy it! I might leave it open Until tonight Or when I’ve made a decision
A Nudist Poet Tried to show it To a Poetry Association He did go it He got arrested by the Police